alphie

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

(via mariuh101)

13 years of my life in the US and I’ve finally gone to a broadway show. (Taken with instagram)

Crave case with my bretherens while catching up on HIMYM Season 7. Sorry guys y’all slow. #whitecastle (Taken with instagram)

Ten Rens with the cousins. Thai Milk Tea today guys :] (Taken with instagram)

Siulong bao #dumpling (Taken with instagram)

Statue of liberty #nyc (Taken with instagram)

#fudge (Taken with instagram)

Green lantern :] #sixflags (Taken with instagram)

We’re going in #tacobell #doritos #locos bitches! (Taken with instagram)